1.首先你的穿着打扮要过得去,大家都知道,中国人在这里一个个都跟穷鬼一样,别说衣服寒碜,说话粗野,有时牙缝还留着残叶,真是惨不忍睹。所以,第一条就是要FASHION,尽量撒些香水在身上,也好顺带盖盖口臭什么的。
2.谈吐,你如果连英文还说不熟,那请你离开,否则整个一傻冒站在白MM面前,她会以为你大脑有问题。谈吐赖重中之重,你要听清楚她说的每句话,这样才可以顺着她的意思往下说,说到大笑处,可以来一句“Can I have you a drink?”.如果她同意了,那么,恭喜你,你有80%的希望了。
wink wink wink作者: tmd 4 时间: 2003-2-13 22:42
鬼妹有无数种,不知道你撞的什麽鬼!
not "can I have u a drink" but "can I buy u a drink". 作者: 10 INCH 时间: 2003-2-13 23:02
DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU GET HER?
DO NOT FOOL YOUSELF!!!DREAMING!
CAN I HAVE YOU DRINK? OLD FASHION, DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DIFFERENT WITH OUR CHINESE IN HER EYES EVEN YOU DRESS LIKE PRINCE?
IF IT IS TRUE, WHAT DID YOU TALK WITH HER IN FRENCH OR ENGLISH?
I CAN TELL YOU I NEVER BUY SUCH GIRL DRINK, THEY BUY ME AND BRING ME TO THIER HOUSE. COOL?作者: bihappy 时间: 2003-2-14 00:13
Yeah, I asked a western friend, he said he can bring the girl home after the first drink, no need change 4-5 bars! 作者: 小幺 时间: 2003-2-14 00:18
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5 洋MM对你有交谈欲望,另外你也很中意她,这时候 要穷追猛打了,一星期约她出来见2,3次面 看看电影,泡泡酒吧,哪怕中午在学校的咖啡厅列约会也可以,如果你实在是很忙。如此发展下去 最多三个星期 就可以把她“拿下”了(我说的泡洋妞法则都是针对良家妇女),她如果开始就对你没兴趣或者有男朋友,你约她时 她就会告诉你 周末她没空 要去见男友。这时老兄就闪 追击下一个。我马子告诉我法国人的Canon 平均长度为15.3cm,我可以达标 ,相信华夏男儿中达标者比比皆是。所以我们装备也具备了“作战目标”也有了 勇敢的往前冲吧。作者: roller blades 时间: 2003-2-17 21:10
唉!重生大哥,你也不必把自己人骂得这么狗血喷头呀,毕竟本是同根生嘛!我很同意下面不知道是谁写那那一点,语言不好,什么都别谈!
至少我遇到的这些留学生,可以说没有一个英语像样的,还掺杂着葱蒜味儿的accent。一个个都屁颠儿屁颠儿的自以为了不起。 最常听到的就是 “这要是在中国”,“想当初在我们那儿”... 拜托,少爷们,谁会在这儿卖你们帐呀?!出来干什么?! 有所这话的闲工夫,回家啃书去吧~~~
好,大哥们!继续交流^^! 再教教他们怎么练英语吧!作者: tmd 4 时间: 2003-2-17 22:10
Many western guys told me, it's more challenge to get a chinese gf since westner girls are too easy.
I guess it is opposite to 孽磐重生, big ball and etc. Since your guys are not so confident on the physical part, you need to be told by western girls that you are as strong as western guys. Actually, who cares of that (not even Chinese girls)!
Your guys are only proud of physical and xxx. Look at 孽磐重生's english...What's a shame! Where is your true feelings?作者: Geforce 4 时间: 2003-2-17 22:18
To:孽磐重生
I agree with you~~~~~~~~~~
多交流一下你的打扮经验呀~~~这样才可以帮助我们呀~~
先谢谢了~~~ 作者: roller blades 时间: 2003-2-17 23:41
well, it could be, Mr. tmd 4^^! at least i'v never heard a sentence like "may i have u a drink?"... i guess Mr. chongsheng wanted to say "may i offer u a drink?" well, anyway, western girls could understand that perfectly by "having u a drink"... hahaa! i found westerners seldom correct our errors during the conversations... they couldn't care less~~~ they r pretty tolerant of us, we r esls anyway...
ok, good luck guys and take care~~~作者: tmd 4 时间: 2003-2-18 10:48
孽磐重生,再教你decent english, 形容女人的不叫balls而叫boobs, balls是指男人身上的某部分(我不知道那个叫big ball的是不是说他自己, :p )。 作者: Montrealove 时间: 2003-2-18 21:20
今天特意去问了一下单位上母语是英语的人,在酒吧里想给女孩要酒怎样表达,她说:MAY/CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK?我问她能不能说:MAY/CAN I HAVE YOU A DRINK?她说:NEVER。我又问她可不可以说;MAY/CAN I OFFER YOU A DRINK?她说这句要比HAVE U A DRINK好,可以在女孩没有喝什么的时候用。如果她正在喝着什么,可以这样问:WHAT ARE YOU HAVING?(你喝的是什么呀?)MAY/CAN I BUY YOU ANOTHER ONE?
单位上有两个来自海地的年轻人,一男一女都不会跳SALSA舞。前些时间在这个BBS上了解到SALSA舞来自海地,很想跟他们学,可惜都不会。幸好看到BIG BALL会跳拉丁舞,很想跟你学学拉丁舞,不一定是SALSA,请不吝赐教。学这个舞不是想去勾引什么人,只是觉得拉丁舞很美,包括服饰和音乐。男舞伴的风格粗矿、奔放,很具男人味,女舞伴的风格则是火辣、热情。很想自己也能跳出这种感觉来。
BIG BALL如果你有时间请跟我联系:dreamj1@hotmail.com
Thanks lot作者: YZZ 时间: 2003-2-18 23:31
楼下贴得好
另外据说有教拉丁舞的去处, 望知道的嚷嚷一声 wink
谢拉 :p作者: 阿童木 时间: 2003-2-19 00:29
take care, one night stay, very easy to catch 爱之病
my two quebecer girl friends all catched the sexual transmission disease by the one night stay with the guys they met in the bar. It took them half year to heal.
So, before you do that, think about it, do not forget the 保险套作者: discovery 时间: 2003-2-19 10:00
Some Pick-Up Lines to Use on Girls might help you guys!!!
Look at all those curves, and me with no brakes!!!
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Hey , I'm the cable guy, my only policy is that if I hook your cable up, you have to hook mine up!
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh nevermind, it's just a sparkle.
Baby... wanna come for a ride?
The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.
Save water, shower with a friend!
You must be Jamaican, Cause you Jamaican me crazy.
I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings?
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Excuse me M'am, you dropped a piece of ass, let me get that for you. (then grab her ass)
Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.
Is your father a farmer? Because you sure do have some nice melons.
Quick, somebody call the cops, you just stole my heart.
I love every bone in your body, especially mine!作者: 孽磐重生 时间: 2003-2-19 10:58
我每次来这里,总想大骂其中一些废物,整天就知道跟我争论是BALL还是BOOBS,BUY还是HAVE,真他妈的无聊啊,你丫的命贱,就你们这些白痴给咱们祖国丢了脸,还他妈来教训我,你丫的有本事,就找个鬼妹上了啊,别整天在这里废话,看来是长的对不起观众,怕出众,嘿嘿,那只能怪你妈没把你生好,跑出来还给中国人丢脸,我看你们不如先去照照镜子,隆个鼻,修修毛,就你这惨相,别说是鬼妹,就是中国妹也看不上呀。作者: tmd 4 时间: 2003-2-19 11:27
孽磐重生,就算你得手了一次也不用这么显,俗话说真人不露相,你无聊在先,不怨得大家都教训你。
就算我无聊好了,但是怎么就那么多无聊鬼给老子捧场呢?还不是看了眼馋,吃不到葡萄说葡萄酸?
你丫的有种别看老子的贴,别跟老子的贴呀!
活该你们这些傻B跑到加拿大来受罪,看来窝囊废一辈子都是窝囊废,不是换个地方就可以改变的,哪怕你哪天回到中国也一样。
这不,这两天你大爷正在联系上次那鬼妹,让她给我再介绍个白妞认识认识,人家那真叫热情啊,说不定,再以后玩个3P什么的,到时候再向你们这帮穷酸鬼讲讲经。作者: messager 时间: 2003-2-19 14:21
Shut up ass,you smell like a Chinese hooker!作者: tmd 4 时间: 2003-2-19 16:10
haha, western gilrs are too horny...一次跟一个中国帅哥去酒吧, 他去吧台买饮料, 回来对我说有鬼妹主动跟他说话. 赫赫. wink
Be careful, probably no western guys want those "葡萄" 你自己多保重, 多补补, 别几P几P的伤了身体! :p
Btw, 别那么咬牙切齿的, We do enjoy our lives in a healthy way but not in a sexual way! wink作者: lsmlove 时间: 2003-2-19 16:19
支持重生~~~~作者: jiw17 时间: 2003-2-19 18:37
get drunk....everything else will be easy...
too easy....作者: bobbyyan 时间: 2003-2-19 22:09
涅都不会写,你怎么重生啊??
作者: Homee 时间: 2003-2-21 15:36
who wanna 鬼妹?I can share one with u,just pay me $50 buck for transportation.作者: sisily 时间: 2003-2-21 20:29
叫什么重生的,作为一个跟鬼老打了多年交道的女性我先给你的行为股一下掌。想做就大胆去做。
中国男人的性能力本来就不差,鬼老大而无用的人多了。这一点鬼妹最清楚。
也给你提个醒,玩得聪明一点,也算给中国人长脸吧。但鬼妹也一点不傻,被让人家反过来给玩了。我可不想什么时候听到鬼妹们在底下传:有个中国****ing machine 很好玩,大家都去试试。那可就丢脸了。
听不听得进去随你得便。