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标题: 男人和女人之间的计算公式(转贴) [打印本页]

作者: ayo    时间: 2005-5-24 23:30
标题: 男人和女人之间的计算公式(转贴)
男人和女人之间的计算公式
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购物数学 [SHOPING MATHEMATICS]
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男人总是花两元钱买他需要的价值一元的东西
A man will pay for a item he needs



女人总是花1元钱买她不需要的价值2元的东西
A woman will pay for a item that she doesn't need



一般方程与统计 [GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS]
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女人在找到一个丈夫之前总是为未来担心
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband



男人在找到一个妻子之后才开始担心未来
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife



成功男人的标志是: 挣的钱比他妻子花掉的还多
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend



成功女人的标志是: 她找到了这样一个丈夫
A successful woman is one who can find such a man



幸福 [HAPPINESS]
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要想与一个男人幸福相守, 你必须对他多一份理解少一份爱
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little
要想与一个女人幸福相守, 你必须尽量多爱她, 但绝不要试图去理解她
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all



长寿 [LONGEVITY]
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结婚的男人比独身的男人长寿, 但结婚的男人更多的想去死

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die

作者: high sky    时间: 2005-5-24 23:51
不错, 好象很哲学。先读,然后慢慢分析体会。
作者: high sky    时间: 2005-5-25 00:05
领导,别在这叫怨了。把葱拔了, 您老人家也赶紧洗洗睡吧,装的怪辛苦的。   
Post by carson
男人--------苦!

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作者: 春雨秋风    时间: 2005-5-25 11:35
男人和女人的差异比不上男人中/女人中的个体差异大.

公式? 我看有点玄.




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