萨达姆：……好，好，好，我找你爹告你去！好歹海湾战争的时候我俩还有一面之交，那时候你还穿开裆裤呢！这老布十，怎么教育的孩子？！爷俩老的折腾完我小的又来折腾，连我这100%的民选总统都说打就打。作者: seasonsea 时间: 2003-7-26 00:08
> Ranch Hand
>
> A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She
> was a very good looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but
> knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the
> newspaper for a ranch hand.
> Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She
> thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied, she
> decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him
> around the house than the drunk.
> He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a
> lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was
> doing very well.
> Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done
> a really good job and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and
> kick up your heels."
> The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.
> However, one o'clock came and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired
> hand. He returned around two-thirty and found the rancher's widow
> sitting by the fireplace.
> She quietly called him over to her.
> "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she
> directed.
> "Now take off my boots."
> He did so, slowly.
> "Now take off my socks."
> He did.
> "Now take off my skirt."
> He did.
> "Now take off my bra."
> Again with trembling hands he did as he was told. Now, "she said, "take
> off my panties."
> He slowly pulled them down and off.
> Then she looked at him and said, "if you ever wear my clothes to town
> again, I'll fire you on the spot."作者: freshland 时间: 2003-7-26 00:52
all are old jokes. anyway, this idea is not bad.
go ahead...作者: windmill 时间: 2003-7-27 21:34
== 等咱有钱了！(续篇)==
等咱有了钱，就把老板收购了。妈的想让你什么时候来公司开会，就什么时候来公司开会。开会一开就是两天，白天不吃饭，晚上不睡觉！
