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作者: shenyj 时间: 2006-10-20 10:24
标题: 脑白金强奸了中国
脑白金，已经流行好多年了。它的“哥哥”，或者“父亲”是脑黄金。脑黄金初问世，还颇是迷信了它一下。为什么？这名字好。人们早就听说人的脑子需要这种东西，现在竟然开发出来了，所以吸引人去关注它。可后来知道它并不是个东西，非但不是金，连铜、铁都不如，也就哑然失笑，那点新鲜感随着脑黄金的迅速消亡而烟飞灰灭了。转自club.china.com
　　但不久便出了个脑白金。这玩意我就不信了。理由是我不喜欢故伎重演。如果说脑黄金好在它的名字，我觉得脑白金恰恰坏在它的名字。因为科学技术的发现产生不会这么快。再说既然脑黄金不行，换个字突然就行了？转自club.china.com
　　当然，我不信但我并不反对它。因为尽管我吃过，它没有什么效，同样屙屎不出，同样睡不着……但也不能以我一个人的感受作为证据去全盘否定它。说不定还真有人吃后就能拉能睡也未可知。转自club.china.com
　　但，望着商店货架上琳琅满目的脑白金，尤其是逢年过节，人们提着那皮箱一样硕大的纸盒子，穿梭于大街小巷，走家串户，击鼓传巾般地送来送去的时候，我就想可怜而幼稚的中国老百姓呀，你们被一个人作弄得好苦好可笑。这“皮箱”里面是两小瓶水呀，也就是一小杯牛奶的体积，如果去掉这庞大的空纸盒子，这点东西你们拿去送人拿得出手吗？你们不怕人家说你是盘他的保而反而得罪人吗？表面客气，实际则子虚乌有，中国人的虚伪真被这该死的纸盒子刻划得淋漓尽致、入木三分！转自club.china.com
　　我上面说的我吃过，就是有人送过我。我吃了不感到什么好，后来别人再送来，我便统统丢进了垃圾桶了。太可惜了，这丢掉的是100多元钱呢。虽然我没掏钱买，但人家送了东西给我我得还礼呀，那还不是要钱？但我又不想参与那“击鼓传巾”的活动，去转送给别人，己所不欲，勿施于人嘛。再说也感到提着那东西在外面走特蠢特丢人特可笑特没档次，简直无地自容,真是尴尬事一桩呀。转自club.china.com
　　但再尴尬，似乎也只能忍了。因为人家有权生产，你还真没权去干涉它。所以我不讲别人，正像读一本书写个读后感一样，只讲点我自己的“吃后感”。反正我吃了没用，至于别人有不有用我不管。转自club.china.com
　　但对脑白金的广告，我觉得我就有权评价了。为什么，因为你做到我的电视机里来了，我并没要看，是你强迫我看，是你干扰了我的生活，我当然要讲了。转自club.china.com
　　中国的广告虽然百分之九十水平低下，但我觉得这些做广告的人原意还都是想把它做好。只是苦于自己的文化水平低，没办法。而脑白金的广告则不然。我觉得他是蓄意要作弄中国人。如果说别的广告都是想着意做得美些，它则是蓄意丑化。转自club.china.com
　　脑白金的广告最著名的是它的一句广告词：“送礼就送脑白金”。围绕这句话，脑白金是左改右改，可以说是洋相出尽：什么“今年过节不收礼，收礼只收脑白金”。既然不收礼，为何又收脑白金呢？猫屁不通。可能后来有人提意见，说是脑白金在与当前腐朽的社会人情风气配合，为这种风气推波助澜，宣传推广送礼。于是又改成“孝敬大妈，脑白金”。这又不伦不类，自己将自己的脑白金划定了只适合大妈，而不适合大伯。让人听了感到中国的商人好蠢。而尤其令人不能忍受的是，这些广告选定的都是一些面目可憎的形象，配以二百五式的动作与令人起鸡皮疙瘩的声调，以此来恶搞观众的视听，刺激人们的感官，戏弄人们的情绪，以达到让人痛恨与做噩梦从而过目不忘的目的。比如有个时期是一老头，打着锣鼓说：“今年过节不收礼……”，然后又把脑白金抱过来，像白痴一样地说：“收礼还收脑白金”。特别强调一个“还”字，这字改得真让人哭声笑不得。既无文法，又不合语法，更不合语言习惯……但你又拿它没办法，正如一个女人明知有个流氓在趁车上人挤的时候在她的奶子上摸了一把，却又做不得声。只能抠着这口怨气，无休无止地天天让他“摸”，除非你不开电视机。　　转自club.china.com
　　现在这广告是一老头与一老太婆两个菩萨子扭屁股，只差没把裤子甩下来。配的那音怪声怪调：“今年过节不收礼呀——！”，那“呀”字唱得像山羊叫，但又不纯粹是山羊叫，具体像什么叫我也说不好，没得形容，反正比手指在玻璃上划更剌耳，那真是一种山羊与脚猪交配出来的杂交声音。总之听得让人毛骨悚然…… 转自club.china.com
　　而在用变性般的丑恶刺激你的同时，更加之以公安局审坏人与检察院审贪官式的车轮战术，施以高频率的大面积的狂轰滥炸，不论你在何时何地何种场合，只要你打开电视，就必定看到那可恶的脑白金广告，大有撑破人们耳膜而后快之势。他们就用这种卑鄙的、谬误重复一万次就成了真理的三人成虎的方法逼人就范，使人在精神上对脑白金缴械投降。转自club.china.com
　　每当这时我就想，一点这样的液体，即算它真能治便秘，能改善睡眠吧，就真直得如此扰民吗？千百年来中国能治便秘能让人睡觉的各类良药何其之多呀，又见谁是这么吹了呢？如果都像脑白金，那《水浒》中“智取生辰纲”中的蒙汗药广告会要满天飞了。我们从来没见过泻药打广告，但中国人自古以来既是如此讲究吃，势必也会屙，至少不担心屙的。就没见史书上有谁被屎秘死的记载……当然，现如今是广告时代，脑白金就是靠它赚足了钱。他抓住了中国的老百姓爱凑热闹爱捧场，爱趋炎的特点，大大赚了一把，然后再从这“集资款”中拨个零头给电视台，这样，在看见钱眼里就放绿光的电视台的帮助下，商家让消费者心甘情愿用自己的恶性循环来帮助他们实现滚雪球式的赚钱的良性循环的目的就轻易实现了。　　　　　转自club.china.com
　　这种低劣的广告，一不是高新科技，二不关国计民生，三不是什么先进产业，也不知切不切实（至少对我及我的家人不切实）。仅仅就因为有钱，居然能在中国的电视上为所欲为，猖獗了这么多年，而经久不衰。让每个无论是屙得出屎与屙不出屎，睡得着或睡不着，或不但能睡着，简直还是睡不醒的瞌睡虫……的全体中国人天天听，不想听也得听，好像他有钱这世界就只由得他。好像中国改革开放这么多年什么成绩也没有，就只一个脑白金；好像中国人只有靠药，靠喝保健品才能维持生命；好像中国人一天到晚什么事都不会干，就只会送礼……简直不可思议。每当看脑白金的广告，我就感到在被戏弄，感到人格已没什么尊严可谈，既而深觉生活在这个需要电视，又只能由着电视的时代的无奈，顿生一种被强奸之感。转自club.china.com
　　我甚至感到他并不只是强奸了我们这些消费者，简直强奸了整个中国——我们何以就这么犯贱呢？谁有钱谁就可以在这个国家的媒体上让十几亿人数年如一日地看他虚假与无聊的广告：“脑白金里有金砖！”，你看人家随意、猖狂、无视与嘲弄消费者到了何等无以复加的地步，几乎是想如何就如何。请问全国有谁得到过他们的金砖呢？这不是强奸是什么？他还“规定”：“今年过节不收礼”，如果你要收礼就“只”能收脑白金。何其无聊与霸道？转自club.china.com
　　强奸，即强奸者的强行占有。一点水，就足以让一个人一次二次地崛起，成为亿万富翁。这当然已经构成强奸，而非“未遂”了。转自club.china.com

作者: 圆明园 时间: 2006-10-20 12:52
可以把电视关上.
电视广告还是得有市场决定, 出钱就得让人家播.
要不然就得看收费电视.

作者: up_up 时间: 2006-10-23 11:52
有钱不一定能做广告, FLG很有钱, 能让他们在中央台做广告吗?

Post by 圆明园
可以把电视关上.
电视广告还是得有市场决定, 出钱就得让人家播.
要不然就得看收费电视.

作者: up_up 时间: 2006-10-23 11:53
这是比喻, 不要着急

Post by deland
脑白金强奸了中国？一个商业广告强奸一个国家？没有逻辑的混帐话！狗屁不通！

作者: 圆明园 时间: 2006-10-23 12:00

Post by up_up
有钱不一定能做广告, FLG很有钱, 能让他们在中央台做广告吗?

我的回答:能.

作者: 乳名 时间: 2006-10-23 17:43

Post by deland
脑白金强奸了中国？一个商业广告强奸一个国家？没有逻辑的混帐话！狗屁不通！

强奸不一定光指棒棒和洞的行为:mad:

作者: xiaodoudou 时间: 2006-10-23 18:59
Read ShenYJ's article. The argument is quite interesting. I quite agree that this Lao Bai Jin company has used a general contemporary Chinese mentality:the Chinese world is lubricated heavily by giving gifts at all levels. What is more important and significant is that: this company is making this mentality worse and it is turning something non basic, non essential to life and health into somthing psychological and poisoneous.

This Chiese mentality: poor Chinese people in China, espeically those older parents and their children. Our glorious Chinese tradition is to pay the altimost respect to our parents & grand parents. The parents love to be spoilt and love to be given gifts at birth days and new years. Children, in China or overseas, they are pushed to give gifts to their parents and other friends. If you don't bring somthing good, you are mean and you are not respecting( Xiao Jin) your parents. So there you go, Lao Huang Jin & Lao Bai Jin. I agree to ShenYJ that our life and health doesn't really need those things. What we need really is the sun, good water and balanced food, plus a good mentality about life and certain physical excercises. Look at Zhuan Zi and Lao Zi, they didn'y have any of these rubish, they lived a good, healthy and wise life. Chinese are a nation with wisdom, but this wisdom has been lost so horribly and our people has to depend on what they hear and what they are told. It is very sad.

We should always remember that life that is given by God can live quite healthily by itself( except abnormal situations). We just have to have knowledge about our bodies and how the bodies function. I remember very well that back in China, people use antibiotics abusively. My niece, whenever she gets a fever, her doctor mother brings her to her hospital and give her injections of antibiotics in order that she recovers faster to return to school. This year, one girl died of the abusive usage of antibiotics and then there goes some regulation about using the antibiotics.

So I am thinking, to what extent we should ask help from the medicines, not talking about those usless Lao Huang Jin & Lao Bai Jin. It is a question that doctors ask themselves( if they are seriously treating their patients rather than being a merchant busying themselves selling whatever is paying them the highest commission--Doctors in China are doing it ) and it is also a question that we should ask ourselves as well for our own sake. If each of us is responsible for our own lives and if each of us a wise, we should be our own doctors first. We should consult our master Lao Zi and Zhuang Zi and other wisemen for a healthy life. Some people may say that they are only philosophers, not doctors or whatever, but, if we know nothing about philosophy ( which is the great study of life itself ), we can not live well. We will be foolish, lost and scared and we will be used and controled by people who make money out of maybe nothing at all.

We love our parents and relatives and friends. We Chinese are kind and passionate and like to look after their families and friends( mostly only). I hope that we love with reasons and wisedom, not with those empty meaningless stuff like a fool who plug his ears while stealing bells. Sometimes I feel that Chinese ( in China, because of understandable factors, etc.) are becoming empty, lost and quite foolish.

I wish that generations after, we still remember Lao Zi and Zhuang Zi and other great and wise people in the history. I wish that they are not living only in the books for Children in China and here. I wish that at least Chinese people here can readjust the value sustem and pick up the real good stuff from our culture.

I am happy that ShenYJ shares his/her thoughts with us. Thanks.

作者: up_up 时间: 2006-10-24 11:37
就是有些比喻不能打, 但还是打了说明那种行为已经到了何种叹为观止的地步.

Post by deland
有些比喻可以打，比方说，可以把你的祖国比喻成你的母亲．
有些比喻不能打，比方说．．．算了，比喻完了你会比我急．

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