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Did you ever wonder where you were are on the celebrity ladder?
A-list: Multi-million dollars per film/television appearance
B-list: Standout in ensemble TV medical or crime drama / star of HBO series
C-list: Appear as walk-on cameo in latest Oceans movie / "that guy"
D-list: Supporting actor in sitcom (annoying voice, marginal catch phrase)
E-list: Major sport professional athlete (non-endorser, non-NHL) / Reader of nominees at awards ceremony, does not open envelope
F-list: Reality show contestant (elimination form, top 10)
G-list: Former child actor, preferably with sketchy legal history
H-list: Porn star with last name / Musician promoted by Zach Braff
I-list: Cable news talking head, basic cable home repair show host
J-list: Olympic athlete (bronze medal finish or worse)
K-list: Had intimate details of your sex life revealed on internet
L-list: Reality dating show contestant
M-list: Star of memorable regional cable commercial (see Eddie, Crazy)
N-list: Local sports hero / State senator
O-list: Had a police composite sketch of yourself appear on local news
P-list: Had intercourse with an NBA player
Q-list: Shticky beer/hot dog vendor at sports arena
R-list: "Guide" on theme park adventure ride
S-list: Held a sign behind Matt Lauer’s head on The Today Show
T-list: You were waiting in line to use a pay phone and the guy who was on the phone turns around and it was Emilio Estevez. The Mighty Duck man. I swear to God. I was there.
U-list: You pay $40 to have a poem published in a book of poetry (see also International Star Registry)
V-list: Your name appeared in a local news story about a "mysterious sighting", Name misspelled
W-list: The people you call your friends all call you by your WoW handle
X-list: The person you see/talk to the most is the video store clerk that gives you the key to the secret room in the back
Y-list: People you know would let you go a whole day with a piece of food on your face
Z-list: You die in your house and it takes anyone years to notice