astalavista

Seen so many posts like "Are there people from ... ?"rovince, city, univ, or even ...high school

But do you guys ever had people that you don't like so much? I mean from your city, your school?

I had,even I am not a cynical one, still there are tons of people I don't like who happen to be f..ing in the same school, same class of mine.

Imagine how many are there this kind of people who are from the same place as mine whom I will never like even for a little bit, if I knew them.

So what is the point of digging out these bastards out of the Sinoquebec when you are already far away from the place and people you did not like.

Then comes the question, what if, without certainty, still want to look for some friends or people I would like? How should I address my searching subject?

Maybe it's like this, Me, from where ever China, which I hope you won't care, has the following figure but since you won't care also so I won't mention it, with or without job or money, but with the following standard for my friend,

You must be a nice person. It is a broad definition but I hope you will have an idea yourself.

You must be very knowledgable so when we talk, even you wanna talk shit you will make it interesting. And with the knowledge, you are till humble.

You must watch Will and Grace, and some American shit, You live in north America but you must know that they are the same SOB as those in China. You can watch some Hongkong movies or TV shows occasionally but you must spit them when someone wanna talk about them with you.

You must read sometimes, not just watching TV all the time. But you don't read anything from Chinese writers of today, because they **** in their stuff thus their books ****.

You must like Van Morrison,even you never heard of him before, but when I show it to you, you must like it, You can listen, again, Hongkong shit but you listen only to know what bad taste is.

You must wash yourself everyday and maybe wear some perfume. You don't wrap yourself in cloth older than your daughter, and if you are a gal, you don't let others see your not-washed-for-two-days underwear.

you never nervous when you speak to any local idiot even your English or French is not that good.

You do not smoke, you drink but never soak your ass by gin.

you are not too sensitive, you understand what is a joke.

You think yourself is nothing, you show your respect to other people.

You never eat Sushi or shit like that, and think those things are craps without the need of judgement.

You don't care too much about the spelling here or anywhere, cause I always think those picky people who care to find this kind of problems wanky,

And much more.....

but one more thing like to mention, you don't reply cynically, you only email to

que_mont@hotmail.com

So wherever you are from, as long as you think you fall into the category behind the shit I've said, you can email.

I like logical people sometimes, but sometimes I like those who don't care about logic too much, cause my logic falls apart a lot, or say I forget my point sometimes. Like now I do not remember why I wrote all these shit in the first place.

I am not really looking for anyone, but just think sometimes if someone talktive can email me some stuff, then among the porn scams I can still find something, a little meaning to keep the email acount going. Do not remember since when the hotmail full of scam junks, but to distinguish yourself from them it is good to have a thoughtful subject name.

If you make your subject like "I wanna talk to you!" and you have an email address like hot@#$%%@hotmail, you are in trashcan before you strip off your cover.

Ok, I forgot one thing, you must,   do not look for deep meanings from anything all the time.

rat

sounds like the boy is pretty confused! don't worry, you have a hell of a life ahead you youngster

xeon

这里来了一个说英语,不传道的SUNSHINE.