jessicazhuo

Priest in a small rural town was very fond of the ten chickens and handsome rooster he kept in a hen house behind the rectory.  One Saturday night the Priest discovered that the rooster was missing.  At the same time the Priest heard rumors of cockfights being held in town.
Shocked and dismayed, he decided to say something during Sunday Mass.

During Mass he asked the congregation, "Who among you will confess to sporting a handsome cock?" All the men stood up.

"No, no" he said.  "That's not what I mean.  Who among you will confess to having seen a handsome cock?" All the women stood up.

"Oh, no," he said.  "That's not what I mean, either.  Who among you will confess to having seen a cock that doesn't belong to you?"  Half the women stood up.

"Oh Lord," he said.  "erhaps I should rephrase the question.  

Has anybody seen my cock?" All the choir boys stood up.

longyangrich

这样的笑话你也敢帖出来!!!

I服了YOU!!!

哎,我还没有学坏,你到先学坏了!!!---天那!!!

Concordian-A

笑话接龙

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Shocked and dismayed,

"Oh Lord," the Priest said. "erhaps I should rephrase the question.

"Has anybody eaten my cock?" All the ladies in this BBS stood up.

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我要穿避弹衣了，出门就得挨揍：）

longyangrich

你怎么能冒着生命危险在这里开玩笑呀？？？

害得我花了一大笔钱，给你买了一辆美国的主战坦克！！！

哎，你真是开玩笑不要命了，呵呵！！！

时空隧道

这个帖子使每个人都找到了自己的用武之地，看来贴得还是挺成功的。

春雨秋风

是啊, 尤其是对于一个开始"疯狂且失去理智地灌水"的ID而言.

不找点碴子让你您早日灌得功德圆满, 就不算尽到对一位名ID的义务是吧?

Post by 时空隧道
这个帖子使每个人都找到了自己的用武之地，看来贴得还是挺成功的。

时空隧道

Post by 春雨秋风
是啊, 尤其是对于一个开始"疯狂且失去理智地灌水"的ID而言.

不找点碴子让你您早日灌得功德圆满, 就不算尽到对一位名ID的义务是吧?

原来如彼！我说春儿前两天咋忙成那样儿呢，辛苦了！