christmas111

中国小姐：虽然不大，但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端…（来源：人民网）[/QUOTE]
Yeah, and it does not explode after 1 minute of launch like that American one.:p

silentanger

space plane??? did u mean "spaceShip"?

christmas111

it is called a Space Shuttle.

no need to be so picky about a joke, right?

and if i am dead serious, i would have used:
it does not BlOW after 1 minute of launch.
rather than
it does not EXPLODE after 1 minute of launch.

Explode is just a dumbed down version of Blow, to make it easier for some people to understand.;)

it is hard to tell a joke these days, because it needs to be dumb-proof.

That said, Space Plane is ultimately dumb-proof and I give my two thumbs up.

Magic18

"Explode is just a dumbed down version of Blow..."

explode is more specific...
blow could be used under many other circumstances
blow up and explode can be  inter-changable

christmas111

Post by Magic18
"Explode is just a dumbed down version of Blow..."

explode is more specific...
blow could be used under many other circumstances
blow up and explode can be  inter-changable

nah, you totally missed the train...

like, a man normally wants a blowjob, not an explodejob.

i do hope you actually know what blow means.

Magic18

"like, a man normally wants a blowjob, not an explodejob."

exactly my point....

explode and blow do not have the same meaning....

btw, just that you know,  "it does not BlOW after 1 minute of launch." as matter of fact makes less sense....   

you GET a blowjob....  as in "blow me.."      you dont actually blow unless you're the one giving it... well, whatever makes you happy.....

Thus, you should be saying  "it does not explode after 1 minute of launch"
or "it does not blow up after 1 minute of launch"

again..."blow up" (not blow) and explode are inter-changable.....

christmas111

Post by Magic18
"like, a man normally wants a blowjob, not an explodejob."

exactly my point....

explode and blow do not have the same meaning....

btw, just that you know,  "it does not BlOW after 1 minute of launch." as matter of fact makes less sense....   

you GET a blowjob....  as in "blow me.."      you dont actually blow unless you're the one giving it... well, whatever makes you happy.....

Thus, you should be saying  "it does not explode after 1 minute of launch"
or "it does not blow up after 1 minute of launch"

again..."blow up" (not blow) and explode are inter-changable.....

man...you still miss the point here...

do i really have to tell you that it is a joke about penis, hence i ACTUALLY wanted to use a word that means "blow", not "blow up"...

nevertheless, your tenacity and enlightenment in the technical sense make this discussion quite enjoyable. cheers.

Magic18

dude... you joke should at least make sense... just because two words appear similiar, doesnt mean you can use one in a sentence...

i know you're trying to ACTUALLY use the word "blow".... but use it properly, check the context of the joke first....

penis doesnt explode, nor does it blow.....
seriously it's passive... get IT straight....


(the word IT can be interpreted as "the thought process" or "the penis".....since both can be straight......     and that is logical, even for a joke....)

christmas111

man your argument is awesome.

it is 100% logical, if your assumption that "a joke must be grammatically/scientifically correct to make sense" makes sense.

Although any of my potential innuendo (or figure of speech as a dumbed down version) is already blown away by you, I still feel the pleasure...from you. I mean, scientifically, from chatting with you.

you see it is very hard for me to either try hard (telling a joke) or remain hard (trying) in the face of a great person like you who truly understands "blow" and can use IT with both grammatical and scientific correctness.