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The Canadian Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the World Auto Makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in Luxury cars and Imports in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.

They were surprised to find in 10 of the 13 Provinces and Territories the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh, Sh!t!"

Only the Provinces of Alberta, Sas-Catch-Chew-wan and Newfoundland were different, where over 89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer and watch this!"