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脚丫在加拿大的日子——见识卖车骗局 2009-05-27 06:02:25
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5月26日 周二
找车看车的行动持续进行中,听说西人卖二手车的选择更多,于是在网上搜索,在一个叫www.autotrader.ca的网站上,我和祝老师的下巴差点被惊到脱臼:
2004年沃尔沃S60,6万公里,售价4900;
2007年讴歌,4万公里,售价4700;
2006年奔驰S500,8万公里,售价4500。。。。。。诸如此类。。。。。。
任何一个价格拿出来,都是足以让人蹶倒的,太刺激了!!!唯一的问题是,这些车都在远离温哥华六、七百公里的温哥华岛一个小城市里,如果想买就必须长途跋涉去现场看。
合算了一下,如果这能买到如此价廉质优的车,花一天时间一百多大刀的路费,也是大大值得的,祝老师甚至已经动了把车开回来以后直接倒卖给车行当专业二道贩子的念头!
从周一晚上到今天上午,我们都深深的沉浸在这样捡了超级大便宜的窃喜中。。。。。。
早上,公司同事Kyle来家里接我们去公司开会,Kyle是一个在加拿大生活了15年的台湾人,祝老师兴致勃勃的咨询如何才能去到那个遥远的岛屿城市,Kyle听我们讲了事情的始末,他惊讶之余马上清醒的提出一个疑问:如果车况真的如他描述的那么好,随便开到一个车行,就可以卖到两倍都不止的价格,而且马上收取现金,他为什么要卖给你呢?
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是啊,为什么呢?????(小沈阳语录)
棒喝贪心梦中人!这么简单的逻辑,为什么我们就没想到呢?这些卖车的人,有一个奇怪的共性,就是都要求在eBay进行支付交易,难道问题的玄妙在这里?
马上在GOOGLE上搜索“eBay 诈骗”,答案出现了,有兴趣的朋友自己搜一下就了解了!
招数简单,理由煽情,利益巨大,是所有诈骗行为的共性,但往往屡屡得逞,为什么?无他,一字记之曰:贪!
骗子是一支伤人的箭,贪念就是那成就了箭的弓(套用一下华健哥的歌词)!回头思量,如果不是Kyle提醒,我们也不至于直接付钱这么蠢,但是跑一趟长途去看车,淘一辆便宜好车的欲望肯定是无法抑制的,耽误时间浪费金钱挫伤心灵的惨痛代价是注定要付出的,最重要的是被欺骗的阴影一定会久久萦绕心头,挥之不去,尤其是对于我,这个如此喜欢和信任加拿大的“太天真同学”;和祝老师,这个如此痛恨和质疑加拿大的“太无聊同学”而言!
真正的净土是不存在的,有人性的地方就有贪婪,自私,欺骗,残酷,但好在那只是美味奶酪上长出的一撮小小的绿色绒毛,丑陋,但绝不至于破坏整个奶酪的绝妙滋味,也不可能因此而阻挡我们去品尝整块奶酪的幸福憧憬。人生,很大一部分光阴就是用于容忍、探究并理解这些“绿毛”,并最终接受它们的存在,与之和平共处。OK!所幸经过痛苦的思考和评估,我们最终要做的事,不是去吃掉那些“绿毛”,而只是用刀把它轻轻刮去而已!
专门另起炉灶,写下这一篇,鞭挞自己的贪婪的本性,也警示大家:天上从来不会掉馅饼,在加拿大掉下来的更加有可能只是鸟粪!
附,几个绝妙版本的骗子卖车贴,供大家练习英文阅读并作为英文写作范本使用!哈哈……
一、离婚篇:(本田)
Hello
First I want to thank you for your interest in my 2001 Honda Accord EX , the car have 113036 km and automatic transmission.
I am selling it at this price $2,700 because I just finished the divorce with my husband. After the divorce was finished the car remained on my name and now i want to sell it soon because i need some money to pay the bills and i have already another car to drive,so i don't need it.The car is in excellent working conditions, no scratches, errors or any kind of damage, slightly used in 100% and sought working conditions and comes with a clear title, 3 months warranty transferable.
From the beginning you have to remember to request only secure way, I prefer payment to be done using eBay services.
We use a payment method for safety, because I am affiliated with eBay and buy an account for the protection of $ 10,000.The final price for this car is $2,700, including transport and handling.
I will wait your answer if you are interested to buy very soon.
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Thank you very much
Hi ,
Thanks for being interested in buying my car. It is in a good condition, no scratches,no
damages,never been implicated in any accidents, no problems at the engine, runs very well.
It has an 4 - Cyl engine and electrical, Mileage 37000 Km's,clear title, it is certified and e-tested, a perfect car.The price is not negotiable ,CA $3000 firm. The only thing because i am selling it,because i divorced with my husband and after the divorce i own this car,now as a woman i don`t need it(i don`t have driver license)...we will use only eBay Vehicle Purchase Protection to complete the sale. If you are interested and you have the funds available email me your full name and shipping address.
Thanks.
二、兄弟移植手术篇:(丰田佳美)——看得我眼泪哗哗滴。。。。。。
Hy,
Thanks for being interested in my car.First of all I must say to you that my car is in excellent condition,no damage,no accidents,100% working condition and comes with a clear title.I`m selling it at .2007 TOYOTA CAMRY because my brother is in hospital and needs a transplant.I really need money to help him that way it is listed at a very low price,and I sell the car to give a little change to my brother at life,is my only way to make money in a few days.I realized that nothing material is more important than life.
  For the payment we will use eBay for both our safety,we will use a safe payment method because I am affiliated at eBay and I have a purchase protection account for $20,000.The final price that I want for this car is 2007 TOYOTA CAMRY including shipping and handling.
  Only if you are really interested in buying it please send me email.I`ill be waiting for your answer very soon.Please don`t make me lose my time because every minute is important to me.
Thanxs .....
三、人在美国篇:(捷达)
Hello
My 2006 Volkswagen Jetta TDI 1.9 is in great shape.It is in a good condition, no scratches, and the price is $4000 firm.
The car was owned by my Dad and this car is not needed anymore, I am not much into cars but I know that this is in great shape and in perfect conditions I am only selling it cause I dont need it anymore and also I have to pay some debts so I need serious buyers and a fast deal.I am sorry to inform you but I am currently located in USA(visiting some relatives) but the car its still in Canada located at a shipping company in Terrace town and I can shipp it anywhere so that wont be a problem.We will use eBay`s protection program for our safety.I just need your full name and address so I can open a case.
(with no further obligation or fees).
Have a nice day.
还有奔驰、沃尔沃、宝马版。。。。。。各个精彩,篇篇感人!!!!呜呼,可惜了这么好的作文水平。。。。。。





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发表于 2015-11-19 16:20 | 只看该作者
ebay 上还能诈骗,具体说说看
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