网上英语角

Jingren · 发表于 2002-5-8 13:45

Troubleshooting学英语(一)

本人英语不好(才知道)，多次发誓学习(以前是觉得不甚好)苦无时间精力，直到工作中语言的矛盾日益突出才在最近注册读书face to face的英语会话课。
昨晚上第一堂课，老外先纠正我的发音，他先夸我比90%的蒙特利尔人发音还标准，然后逐渐挑出了我自己从没有意识到的许多毛病。我很吃惊，原来老外经常“pardon me”并非都是由于自己表达得不准确。
老外推荐我听CJAD Talk Radio(AM)，CBC News(FM,88.5MHz)以及电视的一些Comedies，此前也曾尝试去听，没能坚持。不过，最近看“Just Shoot Me”似乎有了些兴趣，这个肥皂剧搞笑得很。

因为深感语言之重要，又觉得自己实在有些高不成低不就，不能持之以恒学习，所以在这里写些有关本地日用英语的短文，希望藉此保持自己以后的学习热忱。若有指教者，自然更妙。这里先谢！

今日，老板的打印机用完toner, 便想到我的打印机上取下cartridge, 他先打开盖子然后揿电源开关，墨盒跑了出来，老板想取出，不料它又缩了回去。我是搞 troubleshooting出身的，应该没有问题，便对他用昨天学的纯正的口音说帮他，只听他说：“Doesn’t matter for me.”
是没有关系的意思吗？他老说类似的短句，常让我揣摩上几秒钟无端地给人一种反应慢如蜗牛的感觉。这次我又请教，当然老板对我说过不要到他那里学英语，言下之意是他无暇顾及或不屑一顾，我只好到一个名叫斯大林的funny guy那里。他脱口而出：
-Let’s go to the park.
-Doesn’t matter for me!

哦，我明白了。No problem，it’s OK for me! 因为墨盒不把他放在眼里，他便这样自嘲。

Professional · 发表于 2002-6-4 08:22

To MW and Matrix:
When I say I’ve always be around, I am conveying the message: I am watching the posts.
I don’t need to change my ID, Professional is already a “big banner”.
As a man, I’m still fairly old-fashioned and couldn’t figure out people’s fever in insulting themselves, Unless: Assman is a man without an ass, Shit is real shit and Wangba is, understandably, a big-mouth s-u-cker….
As per my doggie Mikkie, she is still in the lab and will be there for a while.

Matrix · 发表于 2002-6-4 01:47

WM, it's kinda funny because professional has disappeared for quite a long time but when you mentioned his name he showed up suddenly and said"I has always been around!"----No doubt that he has been using another name here around us like a ghost

, guess who he is, is he that assman :confused: or shit :confused: ? C'est possible.

Matrix · 发表于 2002-6-3 22:01

Professional, it's been a long time and I thought you've been 'comradized' by those homos

By the way, I miss your dog!
Kinda scary when you said you were always around----like a ghost??? eek! So act like a man, don't change your ID would you?

Professional · 发表于 2002-6-3 15:12

To MW:
No one makes me disappear, and I’ve been always around. As for Wangba, choking off a yupi banker (that was me!) who enrages him most often, sounds like a neat and peaceable way to help prevent future attacks. How effectively??! Only if he has ever ever made it! Haha!
Even people leading the efforts to cut me off, should detect that Wangba stops bluffing at this BBS. And my best wish is: finally, he is starting to figure out what a real s-u-cker he has become!
On the other hand, well, there is still no sign that our Concordia-shi-t-glued “stupidme’ starts to acknowledge his intergenerational stupidity and idiot-like behavior.
Montreal Winter, keep working, I’ll be on your side.

shit · 发表于 2002-6-3 14:57

don't be self-destructive please. aren't you talking about yourself? it just happened to my name. i am proud of you!!!!!

shit · 发表于 2002-6-3 14:45

Are you talking to me????

assman · 发表于 2002-6-3 14:33

have to say shit is bad, shit from guangzhou is worse, shit from a grangzhou woman is the worst. shit from an ugly guangzhou woman with kid is a living hell...
mintrealwinter is a people? is a living thing? how can you prove it?????

assman · 发表于 2002-6-3 14:16

no, we have to generate you thorugh ass. montrealwinter, if you can find another way, i will promote you to montrealsummer.
assman or assowman, we have to let montrealwinter pass through!!!!!!

assman · 发表于 2002-6-3 14:05

you are wrong, assman=wang8.
you are just the residual product of assman, called shit.