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故事结束不了了

feifei3001

从前有个女孩， 长得很丑， 故事眼看就要结束了。

突然兴起了出国风。 女孩跑到外国去了，一比较，更显得丑。 可没过多久她就发现，老外喜欢她这种类型的。 一老外居然说她漂亮，因为她像巩俐。然后其他人看到了，咿，巩俐她女儿！ 从此她立志要嫁老外。

有一天，女孩去唐人街的畔溪酒家吃BUFFET，半小时内连续干掉了6盘食物，弄得当值的股东和经理心惊肉跳，赶紧前去主动要求她埋单。女孩拿着帐单，用眼角瞄了瞄，吐气如蒜幽幽地道：钱我一个子儿也不会少你，不过有进必有出，更何况你们的东西不够新鲜，我得去洗手间方便一下。。。

次日，蒙市GAZETTE的头版新闻写道：昨日CHINATOWN一家餐馆发现有不明气体(臭气？)蔓延，警方已封锁现场。据信这极有可能跟卡达基地组织有关，是一场有预谋的恐怖攻击。警方发言人表示，事情很快会有答案云云。。。

后来，这位丑女将BUFFET店的老板和报社老板通通告上了法庭。结果，获得了一笔赔款。这引起了一位英俊的穷小子的注意。

这位小伙子穿上从国内带来的价值两千多的西装，来到女孩必经的地铁站，见女孩看着一老外。他在女孩面前转了两圈，干咳两声。由于流行SARS，女孩不由看他一眼，小伙子却并不与她搭话，而是来到女孩必上的网站，贴上一寻人启事。。。

mayi

Little girl was sad about her love affairs. She was more so about the depression of North American economy after 911. Expecting higher employment insurrance, she wrote her boss a letter for raising her salary...

mayi

It goes like this:

Dear Bo$$,

A$ all of u$ have read from the new$paper$, the CDN economy has come out of the rece$$ion.

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who give $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to you company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond A$AP.

Your$ $incerely,

$mall Girl

XOisOK

several years has passed, She has grown up and looking very pretty, meanwhile after changing couples of white boy friends, she finally realize that western is no better than Chinese, she think of a looking a chinese boyfriend, so she think of an idea :"呵呵，来玩游戏。

一人一句接下去，看看这个故事会变成什么样？


开头：从前有个女孩、、、、、、、、、、、 "

it was a big success!

one day, she received a call, a 中南海保镖 want to meet her at the CLUB XO-Bar on top of the Ville Marie Building, but she is not sure, she ask herself "心泛涟漪，是爱吗？明天下午的初约，要改期吗？"
中南海保镖磁性的声音，玄妙的感觉，如云漫过，随心入梦，无力抗拒，唯愿沉迷。情感，在那个细雨的下午，蒙城的景色也许，他乡的希望。也许，该有爱情了！心动。
明天下午的初约，要改期吗？今夜，等中南海保镖电话 confirm...

naivenaive

小伙子却并不与她搭话，而是来到女孩必上的网站，贴上一寻人启事。。。
To his surprise, this became a fashion overnight. Quite a few handsome boys make up and wander around bus stations and subway stations, nod and smile at pretty girls they meet and then put ads on Sinoquebec...
Another fashion after SARS...

呵呵

唉，，怎么会是这种结局啊，失望，大家都是中国人，相煎何太急啊。真的不明白

mayi

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STORY'''''''''''''''''''小冰
DIRECTOR''''''''''''''''咸蛋超人
SCREEN WRITER'''''''''''郭大少
STUDIO''''''''''''''''''f-117
PRODUCTION''''''''''''''zelda
STARING'''''''''''''''''naivenaive

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