[联谊] 找情人过节

孤独一笑... · 发表于 2004-2-8 21:20

哈.......哈........哈.........
我来这里以后还一个酒吧都没去过哪........
你看看我的号码:::我刚来这里才几天啊????????才不出众,貌不惊人的何以服众???????
您还是另请高人吧.
多谢抬举.

天下第二丑男 · 发表于 2004-2-9 05:59

A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying "Sisters of Mercy, House of Prostitution, 10 miles"Thinking it is some sort of joke, he pays no attention, until he sees a similar sign reading "Sister's of Mercy, House of Prostitution, 5 miles." Still unsure, he drives on, until spotting a third sign saying "Sister's of Mercy, House of Prostitution, next exit". His curiosity getting the better of him, he takes the exit and parks his car outside the convent.He knocks on the door, and tells the nun who answers "I saw your signs on the highway, are they for real?" The nun answers "Yes", and tells him to give her $50 and follow her to a room.He enters a room, and a second nun requests $50, and leads him to a door. Once he opnes the door, he is quickly shoved outside by the nun. He finds himself behind the convent, where he sees the final sign, "Thank you for you contributions, you have just been screwed by the Sisters of Mercy."

天上人间 · 发表于 2004-2-9 20:14

喂，大家的建议已偏题150公里以外了。
首先，情人节是浪漫的节日，它伴随的是烛光，美酒，玫瑰加心情与意境。其次，它是一对情人共同拥有的美好时光，而非同一帮人一般的聚会。
所以，请朋友们回到主题上来。其实无论婚否，在每个人的潜意识里，都有一个理想中的情人，这就是所谓的梦中情人。希望大家能在此处找到属于自己的，本人也还在等待与寻找之中。