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<<Liver and Cheese>>
, y1 r- ^ K/ M- ?: t9 HThree handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a
. ? p0 d* R- \5 W+ \& r/ S% jbeautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over
- l% I2 A$ R" G8 Gthemselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up
5 `9 a y6 A, l( A2 W) Jarriving in front of her at the same time.
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0 W8 h! R9 L! i. |The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves 9 X W$ [8 Z c8 w2 {2 X
and hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and ' V) [0 C. P2 V9 E5 i9 R
her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them 5 A9 Q$ n9 a2 s/ k1 z: W U
"The first one who can use the words "liver" and "cheese" together in an ; S: l( U% N9 u7 q+ _+ f4 ^- v
imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me." ) ?8 K: o- w7 B
$ y4 H4 P. c& P0 |. q( x; w# tThe sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says "I love liver and cheese." 7 r# X _' v F6 ~! Q. Y7 l3 z
6 ]9 ^' K. C9 H! q9 x7 ~"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever." 8 X6 \) h( ?2 z: [( |4 n
She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said "How well can you do?"
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8 E2 k, g& l/ u3 U( D$ N"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever. $ e1 J5 p+ p# B# b ~' a6 }! ?6 ]
My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence." 7 l# @, y/ a2 L. f/ D8 {+ a L
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She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?"
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The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua. # o# |) w% \, K. a
He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says & ]* g. k5 v) K1 |
"Liver alone. Cheese mine." |
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