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Try another one, enjoy:
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8 D0 A. e4 L" zThree handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a
: Y( T( `! {/ i, G& W1 Vbeautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over 0 Q6 \4 B( e: L6 _2 j
themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up / v2 Y+ m9 O W ]) T+ `
arriving in front of her at the same time.
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2 a& O! Y. O) y% hThe males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves
7 o" [# {6 U! I0 P; m" V7 X6 Cand hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and & _/ M7 y) ~8 w: J% I
her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them 6 F. \9 f7 _6 o$ F$ S: w& T
"The first one who can use the words "liver" and "cheese" together in an
- Y( N, ]$ G) d( ~/ n- Rimaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."
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) M+ ~7 m! i- i* oThe sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says "I love liver and cheese."
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"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever." + ^$ z3 R( ^5 y3 ?0 X5 w' P* k
She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said "How well can you do?" # `6 C3 R" g/ X* b- A
8 F' O# ~6 y6 P- l, y# W"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever. 0 j2 s# e2 ^0 w3 D! P& i* C, W
My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence."
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4 k$ f' N9 g- V$ U2 K5 d! k9 wShe then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?"
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The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua. & i+ W1 @# F" r8 s$ i8 S* b+ p
He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says
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