时空隧道

Post by maltose
If you tiger me, I will mountain you

要是你唬我，我就扇你

if you mountain me, i will smoke you !

如果你要扇我，我就抽你！

cinadety

Yep man , trop lol

victor222

big foolish pussy

maltose

If you smoke me, I will let you die go live come

要是你敢抽我，我就让你死去活来

时空隧道

if you let me die go live come, i will smoke not die you just strang!

你要敢让我死去活来，我抽不死你才怪！

时空隧道

If you see my girlfriend one eye, I will smoke you a big mouth eight !

如果你敢看我女朋友一眼，我就抽你一大嘴巴！

时空隧道

A: you how back thing ?  你怎么回事？

B: what ? 咋啦？

A: you vegetable my foot !  你踩我脚啦！

B: oh, sorry !  噢，对不起！

A: you now say sorry too late !  你现在说对不起晚啦！

B: you say how half ?  那你说怎么办？

A: i say you small son find smoke !  我说你小子找抽！

B: you smoke me one let me see see ?!  你抽我一个让我看看？！

A: you think i not dare smoke you ?  你觉得我不敢抽你？

B: give you three eggs you too not dare !  给你仨胆儿你也不敢！

A: kao, i will smoke you find teeth on earth !  靠，我抽得你满地找牙！

B: stupid nose. not light say, up try try !  傻X，别光说，上来试试！

A: see all !  看拳！

B: mother teeth...  妈呀。。。

cinadety

Yeah man mdr

i have one too

"Who's he?"

:p

maltose

Dear wang litte sister:
亲爱的王小姐
From see you one eye,I **** love you.
自从看到你的第一眼,我便爱上你。
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again, I die again and again.
妳的眼睛闭上，我就死了，你的眼睛打开，我又活过来，
妳的眼睛贬啊贬,我就死去活来?
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
也许你不记得我,没有关系,当你仔细看着我，你就会一见钟情.
I think l should introduce myself to you.
我想应该介绍一下自己。
I call Li big great. Toyear 25
我叫李大伟,今年25(今天是today,那么今年就是toyear.至于伟就翻成great吧 ！)
My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
我家有四口人..爸爸、妈妈、我和弟弟。
I am a good man, in a big company work.
我是一个好男人，在一家大公司上班。
I do early **** every day,so that I can have strong body to protect you.
我每天都做早操，这样我会有强壮的身体来保护你。
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
and find a place where many monks live in to over mylife;
请嫁给我吧,否则我将削发为僧,找个庙来了此一生。
(实在想不起「嫁」字怎么翻译，好在头脑灵光,嫁过来不就是和我吃住在一起。
至于「庙」字,也不会翻译，不过很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是庙。)
Like Your people
喜欢妳的人
.........原来"做早操"的英文是"make early > > ****"...................

maltose

You don't old and me smoke, come a little others go no go?
  你别老和我抽了，来点别的行不行
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Post by 时空隧道
if you let me die go live come, i will smoke not die you just strang!

你要敢让我死去活来，我抽不死你才怪！