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Wine Warning Label suggestions (ZT)
Surgeon General's Warning: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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Surgeon General's Warning: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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Surgeon General's Warning: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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Surgeon General's Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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Surgeon General's Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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Surgeon General's Warning: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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Surgeon General's Warning: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
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Surgeon General's Warning: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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Surgeon General's Warning: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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Surgeon General's Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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Surgeon General's Warning: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
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Surgeon General's Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, leaving you unable to account for large chunks of time.
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Surgeon General's Warning: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
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Surgeon General's Warning: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
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Surgeon General's Warning: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.
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Surgeon General's Warning: The crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode.
Caution, Not Responsible for momentary lapse in time.
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WARNING: According to the winemaker, consumption of homemade wine may lead to excessive enjoyment. Exercise caution when drinking in the company of family and friends.
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WARNING: The consumption of homemade wine may leave you wondering where you left your underwear.
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WARNING: Over indulgence of homemade wine has been associated with the dreaded disease of CRS (Can’t Remember Shit)
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NICE SUMMER!! |
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