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Post by **风间仁美**

来你们这里几天，我就得请病假休息一段时间。

所以心理学家说女人都是受虐狂。

你慢慢休息，有空常来。

对了你到底关不关灯的呀？老头妹妹。

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Post by **风间仁美**
心理学家没说之前我就发现了，心太软，迁就的太多，容易被纠缠住！就好像ASUN，
别看他张扬的够呛，可以看出藏着一缕柔肠，要是不幸找了个磨人的，他也得被纠缠的够呛。仁义是软骨吧？

年轻就是好，你恢复得真快。

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Post by 断桥
还有不同国籍, 不同肤色,不同语言的... 不同反应.
有吗? 国男?

有的，国女。

请仔细回忆一下，你在床上是经常叫“吼！吼！”，还是叫“Oui!! Oui!!”

唐朝美女

看了风妹妹的帖子，忍不住微笑，想起我家小表妹生气时候鼓着腮帮子瞪圆了眼睛的可爱模样，就想拍拍你的头，捏捏你的小鼻子。

做爱是开灯还是关灯不重要，只要符合当时的气氛。中国封建礼教认为性是罪恶可耻的，所以必得在晚上熄灯后。至于转贴的文章，每个人都会读到自己想看的东西。就好像去天体海滩，色情狂看见无数淫荡画面，理学家神甫们看见罪恶，环保人士看见纯净的大自然，健身教练看见众多的潜在客户。

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Post by 唐朝美女
看了风妹妹的帖子，忍不住微笑，想起我家小表妹生气时候鼓着腮帮子瞪圆了眼睛的可爱模样，就想拍拍你的头，捏捏你的小鼻子。

做爱是开灯还是关灯不重要，只要符合当时的气氛。中国封建礼教认为性是罪恶可耻的，所以必得在晚上熄灯后。至于转贴的文章，每个人都会读到自己想看的东西。就好像去天体海滩，色情狂看见无数淫荡画面，理学家神甫们看见罪恶，环保人士看见纯净的大自然，健身教练看见众多的潜在客户。

说得真好。

依此类推，在唐朝人的眼里，你可能还真是美女呢。

所以哪个敢说你的网名不合实际小弟我找他拼命。

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Post by asun
她随着节奏喊出时代最强音：爱－－我中华！爱－－我中华！反正老外也听不懂。

Why sound so bitter, my poor little early bird.?
But who is the one to suggest throwing out my little boy into the den of wolves?

We are jungle survivors.
Please pack up all those funny but good-for-nothing discussions on dreams, love or sex.

If you are a man, stop bugging here. Go and conquer the world, including their girls.

Female surrenders before heros only.

I have too much to do than shouting for China, esp in bed.

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Post by christmas111
有的，国女。

请仔细回忆一下，你在床上是经常叫“吼！吼！”，还是叫“Oui!! Oui!!”

Let me think. Usually I say no or non to guys.

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Post by 断桥
Let me think. Usually I say no or non to guys.

u mean you are in bed with them but still say "no!! non!!"?

are you a japanese? japanese girls say "Yamedei" all the time.

and why guy + s?

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Post by 断桥

But who is the one to suggest throwing out my little boy into the den of wolves?

-- but boys love female wolves.

We are jungle survivors.

-- by "we", do you mean ugly chinese women?

Please pack up all those funny but good-for-nothing discussions on dreams, love or sex.

-- we will grant you this wish on your 55th birthday.

If you are a man, stop bugging here. Go and conquer the world, including their girls.

-- We have tried some of their girls. honestly we have not conquered all the girls yet. u know they are not as easy as you.

Female surrenders before heros only.

-- i understand your first husband is the biggest hero in this world.

I have too much to do than shouting for China, esp in bed.

--sure we understand. you are loving canada when u r in bed.

........and why hero + s?

singular female, how many men do you need?

and we will leave hero + es to your english teacher.

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Post by asun
No,no,stop,,,No stop。

LOL. your english is even worse. i guess you dont sleep with your english teachers as often as Madam "you-know-who". ;)

if we get creative, we can actually say "non-stop".