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Thank you TiffanyBerry.  Now I expect it’s your turn to say something, anything, good or bad, work or life, will you?

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Language, which consists of oral, written and body languages, to me is nothing but a sign to communicate.  Whether you speak English, French, Chinese, Japanese or what so ever, perfect, broken or wacky with aid of body language, as long as other people understand what you mean, the communication works.  Let ‘s say an English/French Canadian goes to China and he asks in Chinese: “我要吃饭”  Local Chinese might be very surprise that he speaks fluent Chinese.  If he asks: “饭我要吃”.  Local Chinese will understand.  But if he asks “饭要吃我”.  Local people might LOL (Laugh Of Loud), but probably still understand what he really means.  We are not native speakers here in Montreal, when we speak broken English/French, even in a wacky manner with help of our body language, I personally believe most of the people in Montreal will accept you, some of them will even show you a proper way in good faith.  People, speak English as their mother tongue, will not practice English because it’s kind of waste of time.  If your English is so-so, you notice it and you are willing to improve it, well, in my personal point of view, there is no shame at all.  Some body mock you, you just Simply reply: “I don’t know, that I why I have to learn”  Keeping going keeping going, one day your English will be OK.

   

  To TiffanyBerry:

  Oh, my dear, you are so brave.  I am proud of you.  Just keep going, never give up, you will get what you deserve.  You have to know there is a lot of people stand by you, you are not alone.

   

  I roughly recall there is an old saying: 90% of your life is not what you want.  Positive person says: “Thanks my Lord.  Comparing with those whom have nothing, I’m so lucky that I have 10%.”  He enjoys his 10% all his life with great happiness and appreciation.  Negative person cries: “Jesus Christ,.  What a Hell of my life.  I have 90% of my life is not what I want.”  He complains and curses all the time all his life.

   

  The reason I want to share this with you is just simply telling you that life is not always as smooth as you wish.  I wish you could find happiness whether you are in sadness, loneness or hardship.  Smile and enjoy beauty of life while it last.

   

  To salsa173:

  Don’t be scared.  Don’t be shy.

   

  To lalachai:

  Hi Bubby, the word “gigantic” is kind of exaggerated expression.  But in real jobsite, we do use large, very heavy and very powerful tools.  To me if you prefer to use gigantic tools, you better have muscle, have gut, behave like a real man and the most important is you are straight(no gay).  If you have them all and would like to join the Men’s club, please hand in your application personally to the Men’s club, city of Men’s Land, North of Yukon, Manada in snow storm time.  LOL.

   

  To Crossroad:

  Basic physical science describes human body as a container.  Excessive air built up in you body should be released through a specific organ located between your legs.  This organ functions as a safety valve in our engineering terminology.

   

  Miss TiffanyBerry reported the smell of sewer gas came out from your words, which indicates your safety valve is blocked, that is why the sewer gas has to be forced out from your another organ, let’s say, mouth.  My solution is very simple.  Using a 2” black steel pipe with 2000 lbs of force, mechanically pass through that specific organ between your legs and release your sewer gas through an air filter, I believe it will solve the problem permanently.  Air here will not be contaminated anymore.  LOL (Laugh Of Loud).

   

  What I say here is just for laugh, nothing personal.  Don’t take it as an offence.  I absolutely defense your right of speech.

   

  Finally, I wish everybody here Merry Christmas. LOL (Laugh Of Loud).