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发表于 2006-8-19 17:15 | 只看该作者 回帖奖励 |正序浏览 |阅读模式
The nice men are ugly.  
好男人不帅。  
      
The handsome men are not nice.  
帅男人不好。  
      
The handsome and nice men are gay.  
又帅又好的男人是同性恋。  
      
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.  
又帅又好又不是同性恋的男人都结婚了。  
      
Men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money.  
不是很帅但是很好的男人却没有钱。  
      
The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.  
不是很帅但是又好又有钱的男人会认为我们看上的是他们的钱。  
      
The handsome men without money are after our money.  
而没有钱但是很帅的男人看上的是我们的钱。  
      
The handsome men, who are not so nice and some what heterosexual don’t think we are beautiful enough.  
不是很好但是很帅又是异性恋的男人却嫌我们不够漂亮。  
      
The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are cowards.  
又好又有钱又是异性恋又觉得我们漂亮的男人却又没胆量。  
      
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!  
又好又帅又有点钱而且是个异性恋的男人偏偏害羞而且从不采取行动。  
      
The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest on us when we take the initiative.  
那些从不主动的男人一旦我们采取主动就对我们失去兴趣。  
      
NOW...WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTaNDS MEN?  
现在。。。。。。到底有谁了解男人这东西? 
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发表于 2007-3-23 16:21 | 只看该作者

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Post by No-Return
Ha, interesting. Here goes my suggestion: Be yourself (a perlexed guy:wink: ); be lovely; and speak yourself up when time comes. Find an application and give it a try.

Ok ...
So I have bad timing
Any suggestions on a "good application" (this could be very good for a perlexed guy:wink: )?  I am not into the bar scene!  I work in a relatively small company where I am the youngest person.  My friends seem to be useless at giving me introductions (or they are just setting me up for failure ... probably being too pesimistic on this one (At least, I hope!).

recommendations from women or men are helpful.    :confused:
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发表于 2007-3-22 16:08 | 只看该作者
Ha, interesting. Here goes my suggestion: Be yourself (a perlexed guy:wink: ); be lovely; and speak yourself up when time comes. Find an application and give it a try.
Post by CaesarHarry
Ok ladies,

Any good constructive advice as to how a handsome/ somewhat handsome guy, heterosexual, who is not married or in a relationship, who is not after anybodies money, but just wants to find a special woman to share experiences with and create memories together (first as friends ... novel concept probably for most men) should approach an intelligent, cute, heterosexual woman? Where? What are the best signs to pick up on since it appears that we are very confusing creatures to women?

thxs ... by a perplexed guy.
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发表于 2007-3-22 13:26 | 只看该作者

So Suggestions ...

Ok ladies,

Any good constructive advice as to how a handsome/ somewhat handsome guy, heterosexual, who is not married or in a relationship, who is not after anybodies money, but just wants to find a special woman to share experiences with and create memories together (first as friends ... novel concept probably for most men) should approach an intelligent, cute, heterosexual woman?  Where? What are the best signs to pick up on since it appears that we are very confusing creatures to women?

thxs ... by a perplexed guy.
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发表于 2007-3-6 21:46 | 只看该作者
题都城南庄 崔护

去年今日此门中,人面桃花相映红。

人面只今何处去,桃花依旧笑春风。


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 楼主| 发表于 2007-3-6 21:01 | 只看该作者

:)

男人 女人 总是永恒的话题 没定论的
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发表于 2006-8-24 06:49 | 只看该作者
Post by development
断章取义! 鼠辈之言!:eek!:

在下属羊
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发表于 2006-8-23 19:15 | 只看该作者
Post by development
我对你没兴趣!!!

我的文字只是泛指, 你受不了, 以后不回你的贴就是了.

别那么激奋. 谁的人生不精彩?!

你需要理由才存在下去, 那就这样吧! 我是不需要的, 因为活着本身就是理由.

呵呵...很久不来看贴了,实在没有注意你平时写的是什么...所以我真的不知道你是女人(没有任何其它的意思,实事求是下)....不过肯定的是,我对你一点也没有兴趣...平局.....哈
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发表于 2006-8-21 14:47 | 只看该作者
刚回来就看见。。。女人在讨论男人,男人也在讨论男人
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发表于 2006-8-21 13:47 | 只看该作者
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