圆明园

大家有没有这个经验? 见到让你动心的美女, 不知道说什么好, 有时候就是一两秒钟的时间.
平时的功课一定做足.

1.
I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
2.
I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
3.
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.


参考文献:
http://linesthataregood.com/

ACA

有道理，你那些情敌都目光炯炯地守在你家门口呢，哈哈
怪不得在家烧文凭和身份证呢。

Post by carson
顶你！俺的最大缺点就是太专一，这样不利于市场流通，使别人无法获得机会。

圆明园

Rosie O'Donnell Calls Donald Trump 'Pimp' on Her Blog; Trump Fires Back That O'Donnell Is 'Big, Fat Pig'

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,239525,00.html


Rosie: "Trump Is Obsessed With Me"

http://www.showbuzz.cbsnews.com/ ... e/main2337221.shtml

Trump:"
This woman is totally out of control. I'm worth billions of dollars, and I have to listen to this fat slob? When I saw the tape, I said, 'You'd better be careful or I'll send one of my friends over to take your girlfriend!' I imagine it would be pretty easy to take her girlfriend away, considering how Rosie looks."
http://www.gawker.com/news/clips ... likeable-223520.php

我不知道为什么想起了ROSIE和TRUMP?

ACA

聪明人聪明做法。
可惜呀，若是能说几句公道话就尽显男子汉风度了;)

Post by carson
不怕！俺到时躲你背后不就成了么。

ACA

从别的论坛上转来一诗，仅供大家娱乐消遣用。各位英雄切莫自动对号入坐，坏了我转贴的一片好心。切记，切记！:p

雪压冬云唾沫飞，

万花纷谢客栈里。

人世苍苍寒流急，

奢望网上暖气吹。

哪见英雄驱虎豹，

只怕侠胆添恶名。

漫天白雪盖红梅，

是非青白肚里明。

ACA

乱和？？可惜可惜。:frown:

Post by 男英雄
乱和一首, 不问平仄与韵律

放松

You've been stuck in my head since I first saw you. I couldn't even get it down!

圆明园

千万别忘了提高业务水平.
more pickup lines.
1.
Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
2.
Do I know you? (No.) That's a shame, I'd sure like to.
3.
Are you a god? (Um, no.) You're not? Then why do I want to kneel before you?

算你狠

呵呵呵~~~天大的事.

Post by noyau
俺的ID解冻了. 回你一帖,免得被人误会我信口开河.污蔑好人.
我说JULIA陷害你, 指她曾经说你的一个对联是抄袭别人的. 当时你们还为此争吵过, 我还出面给你们劝架来的.
当时我不了解她,以为她是无意的, 纯属误会,现在知道她是故意的.

没有事实根据的事,我不会乱说.

算你狠

俺是对这混水厌倦到极点的了, 俺闪.