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<<Liver and Cheese>>
3 i# R3 x+ j- m B3 J2 vThree handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a # o1 T: m0 X+ Q0 H
beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over
5 q' c) u- ^( ~0 i/ a2 |0 lthemselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up
" G+ ?: J* @1 {4 \( }5 r; `arriving in front of her at the same time. 6 B" \' u! o6 V8 w$ g
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The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves
8 W2 n. ]+ T4 x2 J0 _and hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and
& T' L9 @ }4 s7 pher obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them
" N0 ^8 E1 @3 P! U4 _+ r"The first one who can use the words "liver" and "cheese" together in an
% L+ z' e5 g! b7 Simaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me." - T0 m9 R! d6 S( N% z" [
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The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says "I love liver and cheese." * b3 n1 Q( E' J8 `8 G1 q
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"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."
8 _6 p0 s, X1 c$ `3 h5 {* p" X; l9 D1 ?She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said "How well can you do?" % T, p; q9 _) n! w: b2 \
0 D* x8 I: ]# ]! @/ m. j"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever. ; d( w+ K* }' P8 `
My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence." 9 t" c" ?. t8 ?: I2 v* d
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She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?" 5 m( e" U, n6 Q6 ~
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The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua. " t: C# e6 \: a) X/ r* J
He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says
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