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Try another one, enjoy:
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Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a / Q7 l. Q- ?5 S; V
beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over # @& y* c$ K; ?* z5 i
themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up ' @' Z7 x4 Q8 R9 f# I, n; w& }
arriving in front of her at the same time. / b* a6 B/ \2 z8 e: r; P: ?: p
+ V* I4 l8 b, uThe males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves 5 w: n! g, y, w, n. x0 J
and hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and
! T5 e4 g, W) d; i4 }4 Y! Pher obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them 6 p, D& L, z2 I3 E
"The first one who can use the words "liver" and "cheese" together in an 8 N- G& H3 o( h4 J
imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."
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The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says "I love liver and cheese." 7 F: e# ^4 y: I
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"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever." # Y/ Z2 {4 G1 ~4 M
She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said "How well can you do?" # _2 |9 G: n+ ]8 k2 `# O
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"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever. + {8 O6 Z1 Z% D6 Q3 U
My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence."
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~- G( o3 g d+ hShe then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?"
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The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua.
, ~3 o% |' b9 VHe gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says
5 T8 ?5 O) v+ z: j8 {+ H( s2 T "Liver alone. Cheese mine." |
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