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Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a
/ i9 @! d6 `0 n3 e, P+ b# e/ d* |0 Cbeautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over
# k1 {, m2 U" G6 ^5 |% Gthemselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up ! `7 ]4 v" c+ l$ e" F. X1 i
arriving in front of her at the same time.
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* |, @# b8 c/ w) OThe males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves
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her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them
4 H! x9 c* k4 I# }$ c"The first one who can use the words "liver" and "cheese" together in an * m( P3 r1 I) a- _) o, B" k/ J+ g
imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me." " [' j$ U3 C1 u+ B1 W$ D
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The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says "I love liver and cheese." ( O: \: U: @1 \8 r
* P$ Z& s, r8 i% o' V"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever."
4 M& W- B8 h2 ^2 e6 T+ GShe turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said "How well can you do?"
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"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.
, P# S/ j/ b/ ^8 c& hMy, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence."
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She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?"
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7 I+ B) C- h- L# O: P* RThe last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua. % @* y- c4 B' |0 U2 ]; W
He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says 8 I/ N& Z- o6 ?3 x' H4 y
"Liver alone. Cheese mine." |
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