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<<Liver and Cheese>>
1 Z" ?2 I! R2 W+ _% uThree handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a
3 V! b1 w( ]% c0 }beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over
: H6 F* Z* h# t. P1 Q6 qthemselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up
3 m' W) Z2 Y: X* p8 N! ~- rarriving in front of her at the same time. 7 t$ S/ {9 }, c& {9 u
6 B( o/ O$ r' I% S# A) t9 b8 FThe males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves
* X( ^( c& [- k' [and hoping for just a glance from her in return. Aware of her charms and
4 M6 [ R! [: H5 ]: @ z% q& bher obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them
" ]3 J* Y5 M+ |5 F5 K"The first one who can use the words "liver" and "cheese" together in an
$ b" }( k; J6 Z8 ]imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me."
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" F1 Z; N# Z" i+ JThe sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says "I love liver and cheese." 7 X0 b/ _7 T% L% ?5 ~
1 @2 x& h" A7 B' ^3 L, `* k( \- s"Oh, how childish," said the Poodle. "That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever." 5 N! V6 x" y+ _+ c5 A
She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said "How well can you do?"
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- c- x( h1 W7 @4 ]2 g2 j"Um. I HATE liver and cheese," blurts the Golden Retriever.
% h8 z2 U9 K& I( F6 ]My, my," said the Poodle. "I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Lab's sentence." ' d/ m" m; d. h" A8 [2 d3 P5 y
; u" @+ W; ~' y5 R+ `: U LShe then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, "How about you, little guy?"
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/ _4 l" H4 N- u- m2 gThe last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua. 1 S: m( L$ M# A. D
He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says
5 F5 n3 K7 H+ h5 w8 s9 _- N "Liver alone. Cheese mine." |
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