郑和

春江花月夜！
什么学历不重要，象你这样高学历的当妓女，人家也不会多给你一分钱！妓女是按身段尺寸收费的，你什么价？

stargazer
傻X！看你就是个“奴才”！你他妈的什么东西，除了你会几句洋文，你还有什么？你的洋文也就在这里献献把，你什么时候拿个诺贝尔文学奖，我送你1万加比做奖金，请所有网友作证！！

Stilife
我是不是太监，让你老婆或者你妈来试试，试过以后看他们怎么说！看我这个太监比不比你老爸和你强！！！！

找不着北
你这辈子是找不到北了！你还跟春江花月夜！她学外语？要是跟她学赚钱把！她认为爱过都是恶心的事情，你也就这么点出息了！

54600
靠！你是反贪局的啊？

wang7755253
多嘴！该扁！你当你是网管啊？？

Stilife

郑和:

我说那个老太监和他的“用心体味女人”的帖子，你急什麽？莫非wang7755253真是个好侦探？

nofai

To : Mr.郑和
        Hi , my name is nofai. First I am so sorry about I have to type in English here. It is because I don’t know how to type Chinese.
        I have a few comment after I read your message(your first message in this topic).Your message is really hurt my feeling. Cause I am a Chinese came from Hong Kong 14 years ago. And I am still under thirty now. So it’s mean I was educated in Canada. Therefore my Chinese is not that great. But I do speak Cantonese, mandarin and I can read Chinese but not very good. You have to understand is hard for Chinese kid like us to learn Chinese . You should proud of us cause even we live in Canada but we still try hard to learn Chinese.
INSTEAD you were *****ing about people write in English.
        I am a hkese guy and I know quite little about china. But at least I am proud of Chinese. Cause WE are tough. What I understand is china was a poor country not long ago and because Chinese people are tough, we fight through it. Who can say china is not a powerful country now. Even Nortel wanted to go to China.
        Mr. 郑和 , do you know why china is that big and powerful now. A part of it is because of Chinese people like us (living oversea), we learn English.French..etc .. And we use their language to explain to white people that how Chinese and how china is. And is always good if you know more language. Remember language is a communicate tool. You will NOT lose anything if you know more communicate tools.
Sometime when I go to Drugstore, and I see some old Chinese people they have a hard time to commutate. I will go in front to help them (will you say I shouldn’t use English to help them and let them talking in Chinese which is no one will understand). Sometime I want to cry when I see people like them. Don’t speak English and French and live in Canada. But I am still proud of them. Cause we are civil soldiers of china .

        Anyways my feeling was hurt already. If you guy really don’t want me to come to this site again and post message, is ok ,, I can go somewhere else. But let me tell you . I am not even understand all you guys type here but at least I still try (but sometime I have to ask my parents if the Chinese is too hard).And Mr. 郑和 if you really hate English that much. Why you not try to type Chinese on the Url bar and don’t type sinoquebec.com.

        Sorry about I a bit too aggressive .. But I am a Chinese, I read Chinese , and I speak Chinese , cause you just forgive me don’t type in Chinese ..


I love china …I love Chinese

加湿器

以为用中文说，老外就不懂吗？在这里，我们才是老外！同胞们只有互相尊重，而不是互相攻击，才不会让“老外”笑话！

千万不要欺负老外不懂中文！(ZT)   
有两个女生到法国留学，刚到巴黎，在街上看到一个黑人从对面走来，一个对另一个说： “真黑啊。”那个黑人马上走到她们面前说了一句，“就你白！”

　　我朋友一再告戒我，在国外不要乱说中文。我问为什么？他说：“他碰到过外国人懂中文的事，已经有好几次了。”他和朋友在leipzighpf麦当劳吃东西聊天，正说着湖南人的话题，因为朋友是湖南人，结果有个德国mm在边上插了一句，说：“我知道湖南人，不是很好，我看过一本书。”我朋友当时吓得楞了好几秒，没回过神。他从此以后都不在外说中文了，哈哈！

　　更强的是我一个印度同学，一次有人问他，“听说你会说中国话，是么？”那印度人立刻用中国话说：“你有毛病么？你看不出我是印度人么？我不会讲中国话。”立马抽丫的！

　　在法兰克福的地铁上，对面坐了个高个儿，俺跟同伴随口说了一句，“那家伙腿可真长啊……”没想到那老外居然问俺：“你有多高？”吓了俺一跳，后来俺们还用中文聊了会天。他说，“你们中国人天不怕，天不怕，就怕洋鬼子开口说中国话，哈哈哈……” 最后道别时，那个家伙居然还是用上海话说了一句“再会”，俺当时差点晕倒在地……

　　我朋友的一件真事：朋友一次到东京出差，在一个高级大厦的电梯里看到一个金发碧眼穿着暴露的女郎走了进来。我这位朋友就小声问旁边的同事：“这是不是鸡啊？”谁料那个女郎猛的一回头用标准的京片子说：你丫说谁呢？小样儿！找抽吧？”

　　俺一同事（MM）在美国某机场，她和另外一位（也是MM）看见前面走着一位白人老奶奶，巨肥硕那种的。俩MM在后面用上海话说：“也不知道吃什么能吃得这么胖？”白人老奶奶回头，用上海话答曰“吃饭啊！”

　　我们一同学，在纽约，问路，一个巨pp的金发美女，很热心，还会中文，遂带着他走了一段，聊天，那同学夸奖说，你中文说的真好；那mm的回答巨强，说 纽约就是中国人的殖民地，不会中文行么！哈哈

　　上次我老妈坐地铁去前门 结果睡着了 到站时猛然惊醒 随口说了句：是前门吗？ 旁边一个外国小伙子 利马点头说：是前门！于是老妈下车……

　　有一次和老爸在法国才好笑，我们和4各人在电梯里，然后我跟老爸说了句，“老外好高”，那几个人告诉在法国我才是老外，现在想起来当时真是丢人。 还在在法国，我在超市里找面包，嘴里不停地在说面包，面包，结果旁边一个人告诉我“面包在那边”，我还说了句“谢谢”。 在日内瓦吃饭的时候，竟然有老外和我说广东话，而且还很标准，晕啊～

　　我朋友在電梯裡碰到一個老外. 那老外襯衫上三個扣子沒扣. 我朋友就跟她朋友說:"那老外胸毛很性感". 那老外立刻回以中文:"謝謝".

　　和朋友在一家韩国餐馆吃饭，服务生有西瓜太郎一样的头发，被我们评论了半天，最恐怖的是在那人给我们上菜的时候还肆无忌惮的说，n次之后，估计那人忍无可忍了，我们的炉子灭了，叫他给点火，那男人用标准的中文说“小心火，慢慢吃”，当时我们三个人疯了，愣是没听懂！他有用英语说了一遍，我们才缓过神来，大惊！完全无语！这顿饭的后半部分都没怎么说话，被吓的！要知道我们在那家吃到了vip，这个过程中都不知道说了多少乱七八糟的啊！晕死！

　　还有一次是统计课，老师教limit，下边一同学估计是没听清楚，顺口问了一句“什么？”，老师说：“极限啊！”同学惊，我不解。 便问旁边的人：“极限什么意思？没听过这个词，怎么拚？”我同位也疯了，大吼“中国话你也听不懂了，limit极限啊！”我恍然大悟状。从此洗心革面，再不敢在这个金发大胡子的课上胡说八道。

　　我一朋友在国外，当时坐地铁，站在风口太冷，就很谨慎小心的遛到旁边一外国男生的旁边，让他挡风，然后，就听那哥们说，“挺聪明的嘛！”当时她就傻了。

　　还有一个老外，楞是用标准的中文告诉我说，他最欣赏中国人在冬天的一个习惯，烫脚，好舒服啊。

china-dragon

楼下那位仁兄，看了你的英文篇，很是佩服，我到了外面，不知能否得到您的外语指点？

nekokitty

看来楼下这位狙击兄平时没少看时代杂志什么的，有点拽文了，你这不是难为我们这位号称不看英文的楼主嘛。  

lily_van83

*此回复与本帖楼主及其话题及其马甲及其笔友无关．

well,i cant help coming again,but it has nothing to do with the eunuch(thank you for teaching me this word,sniper).
i just wanna say something to sniper,i have read what you've written here,and i almost have the same feeling as china-dragon,i admire your english quite much,and obviously your english is more than '用半吊子英文卖卖东西'.hehe
and also,your words make me realize again that my english is still far from good
anyway,just wanna say,your english is really good(some grammar mistakes though,haha,just kidding)

nofai

sniper
you make me feel bad to post message here , casue you english is too good.. I feel bad now , but I don;t know I should go to a english school to improve my poor english or I should go china town on weekend for the chinese course..
see u later buddy heheh