网上英语角

Matrix · 发表于 2002-5-23 19:09

Tweaty, see my version:
There are 3 men, one is from the States, a huge wrestler, one is from Australia, a muscular rugby player, and the other one is skinny Wang8. One day they travel to a city. There is a famous prostitute in the city who always claims that nobody can satisfy her. Those stupid egomanias just don't believe so. "I'll try her first!" says the wrestler and then he steps into her room. 1 minute, 2 minutes,...not more than 5 minutes, he comes out despondently. "Let me show you how!" says the rugby player and rushes into her room. 1 minute, 2 minutes,...just the same old thing happens, not more than 5 minutes, he sneaks out of the room like a old dog. "Well, it's my turn now!" says the skinny and boney Wang8. "a, ah, Ah, AH, AHH..." screams the *****. 1 hour, 2 hours,...,6 hours,..., the whole city can hear the ***** screaming. Finally, proud Wang8 creeps out from the room cock-a-hoop. "How can you make it???" those two with full of suspicion in mind hurry Wang8 to the answer.
"Well well well," says Wang8,"...!" I am sure Wang8 knows the answer. How about you guys?

tweaty · 发表于 2002-5-24 08:40

Just a hint to our readers. Chihuahua is a dog from Mexico, so he speaks in Mexican accent.

The following is a straight one, no puzzle, just joke.

A Lesson in Government
A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents what the government is.
When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask his what the government was.

His dad thought for a while and answered, ''Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.''

''I still don't get it'' responded the Little Johnny.

''Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better,'' said the dad.

''Okay then...good night'' said Little Jonny went off to bed. In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get help. When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn't there. So he went to the maid's room. When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, ''OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of shit!''

Matrix · 发表于 2002-5-24 11:14

Leave her alone, she's mine.
How about Wang8's answer, did you guys get it?

gaaag · 发表于 2002-5-27 13:06

Tweat,I think it is a good idea to practise english by rewriting the joke. here, I practise one.

One day a black teenager was told in a class that the people names are usually initiated by their parent with special attention and mind. After school, the boy comes to his mother with a puzzle look on his face” say mon, why is my big brother called as Might Storm”
“oh”,his mother said,” he was conceived in a might storm day. I still remembered this marvellous day”
Then, the boy said, “why is my sister named cornflower”? The mother replied with sweet smile ”well, your father and I were in a land full of corn flower when we made her”.
The boy continued his curious and asked, ”so what happened to my other sister Moonchild”? Her mother said” We were watching the moon-landing when she was conceived.” then, the mother paused and said to the boy upsettingly ”do not ask any more, why don’t go to play with your brother, Torn Rubber”.
:p

s1234 · 发表于 2002-5-27 13:09

How to answer these two questions:

1. How would you like to work?

2. How would you like to work for us?

gaaag · 发表于 2002-5-27 13:23

just my understanding
1)asking what is your work plans or your requirments to solve the problem.
2)asking what is your contribution to them.

s1234 · 发表于 2002-5-27 13:28

At the first glance, I will answer like this. However, maybe we misunderstood the questions.

wang8 · 发表于 2002-5-27 13:33

1) i don't like to work.
2) but i like to work with you guys, becasue i consider it more of my intrest than a work...

s1234 · 发表于 2002-5-27 13:49

Wang8, you got it. Others have more professional answers?

gaaag · 发表于 2002-5-27 15:05

when given different situation,it will have different meaning.
a much simple question ,like "what?",will probabaly deduce hundreds of meaning.