杨过

smilehehua罗曼史 第三集: X气相投

Smilehehua心下欢喜: 又让我白捡一便宜,今天上午刚从westmont拣了个双人床垫,现在可有用了. smilehehua说:我恨中国男人,他们没本事,在床上把我弄的干着急.

老外说,妹子你别担心,我一边做那事,一边break wind,靠空气给我的反作用力,我可以往复抽送,威猛无比.

smilehehua笑逐颜开,:你好坏呦,

老外象一只流氓兔一样,温柔的靠在smilehehua身边, smilehehua连放几声闷屁,表达了对老外无限的崇敬和爱慕.         

newlife

How can such a stupid , dirty and low one still survive on this website? Hi, supervisor, did you see it? just delete its name from this website.

That's all of our hope.

Professional

Wangba: as per your messages, your language skill ****s.

newlife: another farmer leader!

For all cheap, ugly Chinese women Who feel gratified for being s-u-c-ked and f-u-c-ked by Quebecors:
You are pigs, but, with summer slowdown looming (which means less condomns sold), and increasing low fertility rate for Canadian woman, more Quebec dicks are coming!

knownothing

PROFESSIONAL,
你给你妈写信是不是也用****开头?
如果是,那才是永远的PROFESSHIONAL..

wang8

knownothing, if you watch some catoons, you would know a seriers called "beavers and butthead", two teenages who speaks cursing languages all the times. however, they have some smart remarks from time to time and this makes you feel entertained and relaxed. but this Mr. P. only can make you sick and nothing come out his mouth can surprise you. like in a dirty chinese public bathroom, it only has one kind of smell...

Professional

Wangba:
are you still "immune" to my comments?? ha,
Feel sick? Not bad, and in a very short time, you’ll realize how sick you are,
Hopefully, you won’t have any difficulty completing your Sushi work at Concordia, and  
the end result of this exercise will be a stronger wangba, with a shorter action time, for turning around! Hahaha!
BTW, what the fu-c-k was a wangba doing in the “Chinese public bathroom”??
Peeper!

Mewlife???
Sorry for involving other people’s parents in this discussion, I promise that will not happen again…hehehe

杨过

smilehehua罗曼史 第四集:爱的箴言

放学了,smilehehua和老外走出图书馆,smilehehua已经决定今晚和老外过夜.

老外的车很旧,已经没了发动机,不烧汽油,全靠老外break wind所产生的空气反作用力得以在大街上缓缓行进.

到了老外的很破的寓所,smilehehua并不太失望,她正期待着当晚体验她上大学看欧美黄色录像时的产生那些幻想.

老外坐下说, 我其实很佩服你们中国人,我们加拿大的总督现在就是中国人.

smilehehua: 那有什么!非洲人还当联合国秘书长呢!中国人有什么好的? 那么穷,即使有了钱,也是土财主,根本不懂如何享受性生活.我这一生最大的遗憾就是我妈把我生成了个中国人,要是我妈是个美国人,或者嫁给个美国人就好了.

老外低下头,沉默.

smilehehua看老外有点忧郁,赶忙想说个笑话.

smilehehua: 你知道我妈生我时,我身体的哪个部位先出来吗?

老外:通常是头先露出来.

smilehehua: NO! 我既不是头,也不是脚先出来, 我是屁股先出来!

      老外:你真是个神童!

smilehehua:我一出来就放屁,所以我来到人世间发出的第一个声音不是啼哭,而是放屁

      老外:好酷!

smilehehua: 屁的声音太响,把手术室的玻璃都震碎了.气味太大,给我妈接生的大夫护士和我妈全昏死过去了.最后没办法,国家安全局防生化武器的警察带上防毒面具,冲进手术室,才把我从我妈的肚子里给拽出来.

       老外:你妈可真不容易.

ILOVECHINA

我和西人女孩做过爱, 一点不输老外,

(意大利人除外    )

wang8

why not italian? they have black hairs like we have.
how you quantify yourself as not losing? longer?? harder??? larger????

yoyo69

Wang8, use your head then you'll know how!