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美女生气了,后果果然很严重

ryanset

Post by beauty999
Once upon a time, there were some internet watchdogs who liked to show off their ugly teeth.

One day, a dog was angry when he heard that a lady criticized his triangle`s eyes were ugly. But the dog was more wrathful when he found that beautiful lady ignored his threaten barking voice, she even sent a mock smile to him and left.
` WANG, WANG` barking to the lady, the dog called for his friends, others strolling watchdogs at road side. ` Let`s bite that woman, give her a lesson and let her know the vileness and ferociousness of the internet website watchdogs `

Then several dogs rushed out and barked toward that woman. However, the woman had already driven her car and gone far away ……

Do you believe there is common understanding between dog and human being? However, I don`t believe it.

不好意思，
狗不是人，应该用it而不是he
通常more都会配着even来用
threaten作为形容词应该变成gerund，加上ing
在英文来说，狗的叫声不是汪汪而是Woof Woof

还有其他的，tenses 70%都是错误的。

对事不对人。不过真的，你这样来翻译不是办法的。

i am nobody

Post by beauty999
Once upon a time, there were some internet watchdogs who liked to show off their ugly teeth.

One day, a dog was angry when he heard that a lady criticized his triangle`s eyes were ugly. But the dog was more wrathful when he found that beautiful lady ignored his threaten barking voice, she even sent a mock smile to him and left.
` WANG, WANG` barking to the lady, the dog called for his friends, others strolling watchdogs at road side. ` Let`s bite that woman, give her a lesson and let her know the vileness and ferociousness of the internet website watchdogs `

Then several dogs rushed out and barked toward that woman. However, the woman had already driven her car and gone far away ……

Do you believe there is common understanding between dog and human being? However, I don`t believe it.

不得了不得了.原来以为学英语是必须good good study,day day up的, 没想到三九美人是可以做到 one day就 up的. 实在佩服!
昨天还在强力纠错（ Prefer to doing sth）, 今天就能写出一段外国人都能看得懂的文字来．看来美人还是好啊，随时可以找一个枪手，也许还是Ａｍｅｒｉｃａｎ朋友呢．

ryanset

You are more smart than ryanset is for you understand most part of my story. But I don't understand that why you think this story is not my work but another people wrote it even you have understood its means? :rolleyes:

However I am very happy for you suspect this story is I plagiarized other people's  work. :eek::eek::rolleyes:  This is your great praise to me because your doubt proves my talent and also prove that my English is quiet good or excellent.

正确是

You are smarter than ryanset in the sense that you understood most of my story. But I don`t get why you would think that this story is not genuine work of mine but someone's work, even if you understood its meaning.

However, I am very happy that you are suspicious of me plagiarizing some other's works. This is a great praise from you to me because your doubt proves my talent and it also proves that I have quite good or excellent command of english.

拜托，不要在这里献丑好吗？
你的英文还真的是很烂，更糟糕的是，你一点也不羞耻不承认自己的错。
人家好意更正你，却被你奚落。

你的英文很明显是你直接以华文句子来做翻译。不要在这里丢光华人的脸好吗？回去修多几年英文再来这里炫耀英文。

我虽然在这里住了差不多15年可是我也不多敢说我的英文是完美甚至是excellent（即使我修了整整15年的加拿大英文教育）。

你才学了那几个班却在这里班门弄斧。

圆明园

You say either and I say either, You say neither and I say neither
Either, either Neither, neither, Let's call the whole thing off.

You like potato and I like potahto, You like tomato and I like tomahto
Potato, potahto, Tomato, tomahto, Let's call the whole thing off

But oh, if we call the whole thing off Then we must part
And oh, if we ever part, then that might break my heart     

So if you like pyjamas and I like pyjahmas, I'll wear pyjamas and give up
pyajahmas
For we know we need each other so we , Better call the whole off off
Let's call the whole thing off.

圆明园

                You say yes I say no
You say stop and I say go go go
Woah

You say goodbye and I say hello
Hello hello
I dont know why you say goodbye
I say hello
Hello hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say Hello

I say high
You say low
You say why
I say I don't know
Oh No

You say goodbye and I say hello
Hello hello
I dont know why you say goodbye
I say hello
Hello hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say Hello

Why do you say goodbye (goodbye)
Oh no

You say goodbye and I say hello
Hello hello
I dont know why you say goodbye
I say hello
Hello hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say Hello

Hello Goodbye
Woah ohh...

圆明园

我们提倡互相吹捧, 互相歌颂.
反对互相贬低, 互相打击.
实在忍不住也应该含沙射影, 不可明火执仗.