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Prosys

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, she told him that he would now need to enter a password, something he could remember easily and will use each time he has to log on.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in....

P...
E...
N...
I...
S...

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

**PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***

蓝夕

小猪，小兔子，小鸭子，小鸡在聊天．
小猪说：我好喜欢人们叫我”小猪猪”哦，好可爱！
小鸭子也说：是啊，我也喜欢他们叫我”小鸭鸭”
小兔子也说：那你们以后就叫我”小兔兔”．
到小鸡了，却见它脸一红，说：”我有点事情，先走了”

hook

看了一些，不是剽窃的就是盗版来的，能不能来点原创的？

hello69

顶一个！

quebec99

沒看明白？？？？？

Post by 蓝夕;2208512

小猪，小兔子，小鸭子，小鸡在聊天．

小猪说：我好喜欢人们叫我”小猪猪”哦，好可爱！
小鸭子也说：是啊，我也喜欢他们叫我”小鸭鸭”
小兔子也说：那你们以后就叫我”小兔兔”．
到小鸡了，却见它脸一红，说：”我有点事情，先走了”

蓝夕

Post by hook;2208793
看了一些，不是剽窃的就是盗版来的，能不能来点原创的？

呵呵!蓝夕不是编笑话的!所以只能偷些快乐来和大家分享,我只希望大家把自己觉得好笑的东西放在这,如果能让大家快乐那我更开心......

蓝夕

醉鬼回家
一醉鬼喝多了,踉踉跄跄回家,
他对正走过他身边的美女问道:我头上有几个包?
那美女吓坏了,连忙说:有三个包!
醉鬼说:哦!谢谢!我再走三个电线杆就到家了!